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The Liar’s Song

The compulsive liar can’t stop himself lying and yet some fools still believe him.

Martin Griffiths by Martin Griffiths
18 June 2023
in Brexit, Broken Britain, Cartoon, Democracy, Poetry
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Pinocchio trips up on his lies and lands in s--t - Martin Griffiths

Pinocchio trips up on his lies and lands in s--t - Martin Griffiths

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I slip and slide
And tell my lies
And still some people,
Believe me.

I slip and slide
And always hide
When questions are
Asked of me.

It’s just a game
Always the same,
How many lies
Can I get away with?

I don’t tell the truth.
What’s the use?
When lies will
Get you elected.

So I slip and slide
And tell even more lies
And yet still some people,
Believe me!

(The fools!)


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Martin Griffiths

Martin Griffiths

Martin grew up on a small farm on the Herefordshire/Worcestershire borders where he seemed to spend all summer picking fruit and all winter chasing lost sheep. After College he set up a successful ceramics workshop in Cirencester but after travelling in Africa he took on a teaching post including Art, Drama and Sports before eventually becoming a Housemaster and wearing a suit and tie every day! He spent the next few years teaching mainly Art, Photography and Literacy part time at an FE College and combined this with being a Barman, Chef, Photographer and Food Writer. He moved back into full time teaching with posts in Greece, Switzerland and France, mainly teaching Literature, and now combines examination work for the International Baccalaureate with making Ceramics, Drawing and Writing. He remains Chair of Tewkesbury for Europe.

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