Europe Day 2020 – Saturday 9 May
Asparagus & spinach need picking
late crops need planting
import tightly packed Romanians into Luton
keep it quiet
Genius! Let’s get all the
furloughed workers into overalls
& mini-vans before dawn. You’ve tried?
keep it quiet
The PPE on offer
from the EU. That’s not PC
Can’t go there. The Sun, The Mail
keep it quiet
It’s out there? We missed the call.
We didn’t see the email.
The electorate are too busy Zooming anyway
you watch and now
the cigar of VE Day, Churchill’s shadow
Boris’s borissimo, a Love Island ejaculation
another charity, a million tests a minute
that’ll keep Europe Day at bay
for now, said Dominic, for now
© Adrian Mealing 6.5.20
